the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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