11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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