You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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