How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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