He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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