Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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