YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
false alarm. still invincible.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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