This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
