I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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