? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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