i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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