question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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