Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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