Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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