I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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