Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
My vagina is very pro this idea
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