I bet he comes in French.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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