I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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