I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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