I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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