Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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