dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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