Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i will never coherently bang her
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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