Define "chronic" masturbator.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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