Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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