Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He shit in the fireplace
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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