so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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