69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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