How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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