So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Say something about gay babies.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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