bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize