That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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