she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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