Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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