I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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