So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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