doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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