so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
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