yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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