Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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