Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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