i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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