i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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