what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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