I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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