mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
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