so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I know her cup size but not her name....
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