There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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