She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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