the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
im holly from the hills drunk
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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