Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This is my life. Enjoy the view
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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