at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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