Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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