I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
operation have a gay friend backfired
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
