i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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