You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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