I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
