I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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