He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There are leaves in my underwear?
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