you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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