I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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