508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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