id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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