I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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