I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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